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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I'm a weak, immature bitch.

You're all even weaker, more immature, bitches.

Why, you ask? You all spend your lives on xanga, as if this site or the people on it care about what you waste the rest of your life doing. Get a real life, make some real friends. Xanga is retarded, which makes all of you retarded, and me partially retarded for wasting my time to fuck with people.

You may be thinking "But this is how we kept in touch with our military friends who are risking their lives to serve our country in Germany"

If this is how Pvt. Gordon and Pvt. Johnson want to represent the U.S. Army, with the shockers symbol everywhere and the meaning behind that stupid little icon.. then the two of them should be slapped. It should disgust you and them that they affiliate disgusting sexual acts with the military in such a way.


Friday, December 23, 2005

I suck big weiner. ahahah. ... ...

 

8=====>  ~~  O=

^big weiner               ^ me

 

"password" is not a very unique password. drater.


Saturday, December 17, 2005

I was just posting for the hell of it....Nothing new just going to clubs getting drunk and enjoying Germany, and every now and then some army things in between. Might as wel have fun now, cause thats all going to change in a few months.

                                                                                                          Little   Johnson

 


Monday, December 12, 2005

Hello, anyone and everyone who still reads this thing. Even after so long of no knew web entries. Its been quiet awhile so i figured i would wipe the slate clean once again.

        Everything here in germany is going good. Ive met my new squad, learned about my job, found out when we will be shipping out to iraq. Joy... Ive been out exploring the town, went to some clubs/bars... Skateboarded in a big ass city. And tons of other shit. Right now its freezing ass cold. You cant stand outside for two mins with out starting to shiver. Bull shit! Ive been trying to get on as much as possible, but i rarely get the chance. Well thats a lie, i get the chance a lot.... yet i choose to be lazy and just sit in my room getting drunk and playing PS2 with the other soldiers. lol. Some adventure.

      Last saturday Johnson and i got pretty well rounded. Once we stumbled out of the bar, we ran smack dab into a bunch of drunk germans. Literally. Well these guys ended up being really cool. Johnson and i combined what little knowledge of German language we knew and tried to hold a conversation, as well as they did on their part with the english language. For the most part we could figure out what eachother were saying. They took us all over the city to many different bars. They got into some trouble with the Rent-a-cops after one of them side kicked a bike that was tied to a pole. LOL we fit in so well. And while the man was getting yelled at by the po po. Me , Johnson and one of the other guys discided to get back at the Rent a cops by peeing on one of the buildings. Lol lovely night.

       Well. For now thats all i got, Have fun. Take care. Write me some e-mails, and i will keep in touch. Peace.

                                                                                     Pvt. Gordon

yepers2@hotmail.com


Monday, October 31, 2005

Well i figured i would write on here. Im sitting here at Gordons house with Gordon and our buddy Haynes from Brazil, and were pretty fucked up. We graduated Friday and now were on leave for 2 and a half weeks then were all going to go off to Germany.  That should be some fun shit were just going to hang out and have fun while we can. But thats about it later....         

                                                                           Pvt Johnson



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